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The New King
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(Added on May 18, 2007)
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The king has arrived to claim the world and all those in it |
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Average (?):  (2/10) |
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| Reviewer:
bracemaiden
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Apr 9, 2011 |
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I have to say that "doesn't work very well" sums this one up. Not really a story, and targets the wrong demographic. (2/10)
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chksng19
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May 19, 2007 |
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It's a shame that 'his' prophet (?) should be so illiterate in his proclamation of 'the way'. Or would that be "Mein Kampf?"
This has no place in this forum, and you have badly erred in posting it here. (1/10)
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Rocky
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May 19, 2007 |
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What the fuck was that all about? The only reason I gave it a score of 1 is that there are no zeros or negative numbers! I'd suggest the author seek a mental health professional, and that the site administrator not only pull the "story" (I use the term very loosely), but find a way to ban the author. (1/10)
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Cole
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May 19, 2007 |
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Absolutely laughable to begin with, but then the hideous spelling mistakes make it just plain trash. (1/10)
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Gabriel
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May 19, 2007 |
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Pratchett and Gaiman said it way better than I could, so here goes:
Aziraphale: "Asteroid strike? Quite the fashion these days, I understand. Strike into the Indian Ocean, great big cloud of dust and vapor, goodbye all higher life forms."
Crowley: "Wow."
Aziraphale: "Doesn't bear thinking about it, does it."
Crowley: "All the higher life forms scythed away, just like that."
Aziraphale: "Terrible."
Crowley: "Nothing left but dust and fundamentalists." (1/10)
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Snark
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May 18, 2007 |
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This is the type of character who leads people to places like Guyana, or to wait for the ships hiding behind the comet...or simply kills innocents because he believes they aren't innocent enough. One more reason to have a concealed carry permit. And to exercise the privilege. (1/10)
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Mad Lews
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May 18, 2007 |
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Cute in a creepy kind of way. not really a story or even an intro. The question is will 'HE' put up with the idiocy of an advocate that would Embrass what he should Embrace? (2/10)
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sweetcheeks58
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May 18, 2007 |
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GET A LIFE!!!!!! A REAL ONE!!!!! (1/10)
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zcon_disk
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May 18, 2007 |
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Unlikely that it'd be of any interest to anyone on this site, but it IS good for a giggle. I have to say, though, any messiah whose main targets are oil, fast food and internet porn rather than... you know, genocide, war, starvation, American Idol, all that... probably needs to get out more often. Maybe spend less time trolling porn sites. Just a thought. (2/10)
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sidyan
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May 18, 2007 |
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Wrong target demographic. (1/10)
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Lee Boudine
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May 18, 2007 |
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But what is the point ?
I am a born again Christian sinner and repent of my interest in worldlyness.
But I do enjoy erotic diversions which harm no one.
Perhaps the author will clarify his intent soon. (3/10)
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- Replied by:
sweetcheeks58
(Edit) (May 18, 2007)
- There is spirituality and religion and bible thumping......and while i feel there is a need for spirituality, i feel that the latter needs to be stamped out.....i would have thought that someone like the one who posted here would be able to find a better venue for spreading "The Word" than to take on the role of judge and jury, in the name of "The King". Not only that after being involved with people like our poster here, i find that they are the ones who need to take a look at their own lives and see what is there before casting the first stone.....hey i think there is something to that....perhaps siad in the that book i read long ago........
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