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Review this Story
Author: Mad Lews
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(Added on Mar 19, 2005)
(This month 14942 readers) (Total 25090 readers) |
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Hope, a young submissive shares her fantasies on the web. Under Her firm but loving Master's tutelage her writing skills improve. Many on line reviewers offer helpful suggestions and encouragement. |
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Average (?):  (8.5/10) |
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| Reviewer:
Beswitchingly Positive
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May 5, 2007 |
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Loved it Mad Lews!
This is an obvious and well done salute to the late kurt Vonnegut. As a "newbie" to the whole forum scene, the whole bdsm forum scene, I have to say I had a hard time not pissing my pants laughing the first time I read this.
The second time was worse, as I caught all the little jokes I missed. So many characters so colorfully presented. The rich divergence from kink to the animal rights crew, back to kink, when the animal rights girl becomes an animal lover, this was very circular and I hate to say I saw it coming. I did see it coming and loved that you went through with it!
Truly Mad Lews, you are a mad genius!
Love and Kisses
BP (10/10)
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tessa
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Jan 31, 2007 |
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How often did you stop writing and just howl with overwhelming glee at your ingenuity? Bet it wasn't as many times as I stopped reading to do the very same. Thanks for the nudge in this direction.
Oh, and I didn't recognize your Kilgore. Only Kilgore I can think of wrote 'Ring of Fire', but that's as close a connection as I got. Solving the mystery would only add to your genius and that might be over the top for us average folk. :)
(10/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Feb 1, 2007)
- I take no offence at the implication that I might howl. Lews on the other hand...
Let me state most emphatically for you and any lawyers that Kurt Vonnegut may have on retainer, Kilgore Pike has absolutely no relationship with or to Kilgore Trout. I have too much respect for
dead fictional writers who have been published to satirize them in public.
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tessa
(Edit) (Feb 1, 2007)
- Hopefully, that will settle any dispute. Vonnegut did seem to be picky about others using Kilgore Trout, as Philip Jose Farmer found out (or maybe Kurt just really didn't prefer that style of seafood sci-fi?). Oh well, at any rate, I bet you'll be safe. Besides, everyone knows that a pike will eat a trout given the chance, so in that regard, you're the top dog here...umm, make that top fish. Howl away, Lews, howl away.
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Master Jack's pet
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Dec 21, 2005 |
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this was a lot of fun to read...thank you! (9/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Dec 21, 2005)
- Thank you for taking the time to read and review it Master Jack's pet. I'll let you in on a secret( got to promise not to tell). It was a lot of fun to write too. And my thanks to Master Jack for allowing you the time to read and review.
Yours
Mad Lews
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BDSgirl
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Jun 23, 2005 |
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well, as You know, i just love Your writing. this one is great!! i love Your sense of humour and wicked take offs, and convolutions. But, i must tell You, (just in case You dont know) that down here in oztralia, we dont have fall - we have autumn, and for pete's sake!!! dont EVER call it a ranch! it is a 'station' yes, like railway, but not. now, having said that, You cant trick me any more! You do so have a romantic streak. You come up with lines like :
Two rings pierce my snow-white breasts,
with iron links that chain me.
from hooded flesh the silver ring hangs
with which the master claims me.
With trembling lips I kiss his whip
which in the darkness tames me.
that just nearly made me cry!
that is so beautiful!!
and You sneak it in there and hope that no one will notice! HA fat chance.
ok, enough now.
luv blu (9/10)
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pejanon
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Jun 11, 2005 |
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Kilgore Pike? Ring for Master? etc? Hilarious!
Shows there are no loose ends, just loose people.
Also goes on to show that BDSM writing can also be funny, witty, relevant (weeeell) and some other things I can't remember just now.
OK, so this isn't straghfoward suckfuck torture 'em acton. So what? Tons of it out there!
So you are Mad, Lewis? Welcome to the club.
Keep up the good work. How about doing a piece all abou parrots and, say, hippos? (9/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Jun 11, 2005)
- Whoo! Hoo!! Someone recognized Kilgore. Yes it all comes together in the end I suppose. I had thought of an alternative title "Serendipity" but that seemed a bit blatant and someone might mistake that for the upcoming movie "Serenity". I hope it was as much fun to read as it was writing this stuff. Thanks for taking the time to read and review it.
Yours truly Mad
Lews
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pejanon
(Edit) (Jun 13, 2005)
- Yeah, you like all of them (human or otherwise, even Larry). I LOVE when you can feel that author enjoys what he writes. Insane mirth (and some drool) oozing from the file.
How about tackling some of the stuff by another Lewis, Carol. I know it have been done zillion times but not with 'relevance' lol?
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pbugler
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Apr 9, 2005 |
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This is a delightful spoof - good fun with lots of wonderfully convoluted spin-off stories. Read this for what it is, great fun. (8/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Apr 12, 2005)
- Pbugler, It's nice to see one male can take a spoof in stride. Seems most of the gals can giggle about it but the men folk take their S&M much too seriously. I mean comments like interesting, quirky, bizarre. If I were at all sensitive I would have been offended. Thanks for restoring my faith in our gender. BTW Sydney is nowhere near New South Wales is it? Take care Mad Lews
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Alex Bragi
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Mar 29, 2005 |
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This is a completely different approach to writing for this site, or anywhere else I guess, and I like that. I like that it’s peppered with a good dose of dry quirky humour too.
I noted a few odd hiccups but nothing I couldn’t skim over. Extraneous verbiage—especially with the word ‘she’, to me, made the story feel a little cluttered in places. Also, I realise it was a part of the effect, but I found the ‘deliberate’ spelling mistakes a little jarring, but maybe that was just me?
Obviously Mad Lews is a very twisted, but hopefully harmless, soul to have dreamt this one up. :)
(8/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Mar 29, 2005)
- She 't I'm perfectly harmless, honest! The court appointed shrink says SHE really thinks it might be so. Just a bit quirky, that be me. In the more civil Anglican countries they might deem me a tad eccentric. Just remember that Kilgore Pike did not die for our sins, He died to keep Hope alive.
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bisarah
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Mar 21, 2005 |
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what a HOOT of a story! i loved it! i can't believe that someone else remembers good old Leisure Suit Larry! it was very well-written and had an excellent pace to it. i would love to read those pretend stories! (10/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Mar 21, 2005)
- Ahh I was hoping (pun) that someone could persuade Hope (despite our foreknowledge) to write of the pirates and pups. I really want to know what happened to the parrot. But according to the story that won't happen till April 19th (*thus the time travel/SciFi aspect )
Still waiting for someone to recognize Kilgore but then there may not be anyone THAT old still left.
With thanks for your high praise
Mad Lews
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| Reviewer:
mkemse
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Mar 21, 2005 |
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intresting story (7/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Mar 21, 2005)
- And a very interesting if not elaborate review
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| Reviewer:
Dapper Dan
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Mar 21, 2005 |
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The Author's tendency to write in rambling, convoluted, sentences that often meander in disparate directions, sometimes in mid thought, and may be an early symptom of an organic brain dysfunction, which he probably wants to have checked out,make the story at times confusing and on occasion somewhat difficult to follow. Perhaps with energetic editing or intense psychotherapy several paragraphs could be rendered coherent. Until then this remains at best a noble effort by a very disturbed mind. (8/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Mar 20, 2005)
- Dear Dan,
Thank you for your concern. On those occasions when I find myself cowering under the bed desperately choosing twixt the pen and the pistol your inspiring words will no doubt tilt the balance. By the way the CAT scan showed nothing.
Yours
Mad Lews
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Mad Lews
(Edit) (Mar 20, 2005)
- Hey wait a minute. You're a fictional character. You can't review stories. At least not stories you're in. I'm sure that's CHEATING!! SO CUT IT OUT!!!
And they say I’m the one that's mad
Lews
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bisarah
(Edit) (Mar 24, 2005)
- Dan ... do YOU know what happened with the parrot?
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Dapper Dan
(Edit) (Mar 24, 2005)
- Of course I know what Hope said happened but I'm sure you can't really do that.
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Dapper Dan
(Edit) (Mar 24, 2005)
- Of course I know what Hope said happened but I'm sure you can't really do that.
- Replied by:
Dapper Dan
(Edit) (Mar 24, 2005)
- Of course I know what Hope said happened but I'm sure you can't really do that. Well maybe with a Turkey but I'm not even sure of that.
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EngineX
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Mar 20, 2005 |
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Made me laugh anyway! And I think I've found the moral of the story for you... Oh no sorry, I've lost it again. (7/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Mar 20, 2005)
- In the Lands far to the east they claim that it is the search for the Moral that brings enlightenment. When and if we ever find it we would be left with only the ageless questions, and lacking a quest to guide us our very souls might be lost.
Good hunting
Mad Lews
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LordVetinari
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Mar 20, 2005 |
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Amusing, in a bizarre and quirky way. Certainly the most unusual story I have read on this site in some time. (7/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Mar 20, 2005)
LordVetinari
I pour out my heart and soul to create an epic tale that will resist the crushing wheels of time and you find it AMUSING.
I give you a story of intrigue, betrayal, murder and rape (if you count parrots) and you choose to call it BIZARRE.
I sing the ballad of the triumph of the human and not so human spirit in the face of near insurmountable travail and you would brand it QUIRKY.
What pray tell M'lord does it take to impress thee.
Thy humble servant,
Lews the Mad
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anguisette
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Mar 20, 2005 |
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i must say, i giggled more than i ever have reading a story on this site. true genius, i tell you... (8/10)
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- Replied by:
Mad Lews
(Edit) (Mar 20, 2005)
- Dear Anguisette ,
Can I call you Angst, no I didn't think so. I'm of the opinion that giggles are good. I can live on giggles and water. I may lose a little weight but hey.
Is that genius as in Albert or were you aiming toward Dr. Evil or maybe Pinky and the Brain?
Thanks and keep up the good giggles
truly yours,
Mad Lews
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