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Slave required by Isabelle Erkendal
"I hear the thunder crashing, the sky is dark
And now a storm is breaking within my heart
(All day, all day) Watch them all fall down" (Domino Dancing)
Hi there, guys!
I am Isabelle Erkendal from Sweden. You know me. I am the singer from the band West End Girls.
You dream of me: red hair, cute voice, fire brigade helmet and uniform. Once you saw ME in one
of these, it became your new fetish. I am famous, successful and superior to most of you guys.
I became a celebrity by redoing the best of the Pet Shop Boys songs. Another reason why you love
me so much. You heard and listened to the songs since your childhood, and they became a part of your
life. But then you heard ME singing them - and they were even better than before. At least so
you say in your tons of fan mail I receive every day.
"You dress me up, I'm your puppet
You buy me things, I love it
You bring me food, I need it
You give me love, I feed it
And look at the two of us in sympathy
With everything we see
I never want anything, it's easy
You buy whatever I need
But look at my hopes, look at my dreams
The currency we've spent
(Ooooh) I love you, oh, you pay my rent
...
I'm your puppet
I love it" (Rent)
Ah, Rent is sung from the male perspective.
As I became rich by doing music, I can choose whatever man I like. Obviously I will choose my most
devoted fan and keep him as my pet. He will own nothing, I will own him and determine everything in
his life: his clothes, his food, what he is doing. You think, you can serve me like this? Keep in mind
that you will have to give your current life up completely and just do whatever I wish.
"Can you even deliver, what she demands of you?" (Can you forgive her?)
Naturally, complete control also includes complete sexual control. You will satisfy my physical needs in
whichever fashion I desire. Prepare to be kept chaste and locked up in an appropiate device. I will keep
all keys for it. You will have no orgasm unless I wish you do. How often that will be? Who knows? Maybe ...
sometimes. But people can change, so can I. Maybe I won't let you come at all after a while to keep
you ready and willing to serve all around the clock.
"You've got the brawn, I've got the brains
Let's make lots of money" (Opportunities)
Don't think, you can go lazy, when you become mine. I will exploit your talents. If you are a technician,
you will become part of the touring staff and be responsible for the sound equipment. Beware to keep all
synthesizers, cables and boxes working well and undamaged. Even if you crave heavy punishment, you will
never want to piss me off. But maybe you are less into electronics, but more into bureau work? Hm, you
might substitute my overpaid manager and do everything about the contracts, contacts and legal stuff of
our band to make me even richer than I am now.
"I go anywhere, baby.
I'm not scared, baby." (I'm not scared)
You will be the perfect gentleman at my side in public whenever I go to a party or a public meeting. You
will hide your slave branding under a suite. But that won't mean much. My partner in the band and all my
girlfriends will know about your true condition. Maybe some of them will want to rent your body for their
pleasure and ask me to send you in some privat room, where you will have to strip, kneel down facing the wall
and wait for whatever the evening will bring.
"Which do you choose, a hard or soft option?" (West End Girls)
You will train to get and keep a perfect body. Not too muscular, you need to keep up a somewhat boyish,
teenage-like look. Your body hair will be completely removed, and I will put a locked ring through your
scrotum so you can be chained everywhere.
You will also train to be used by men. This is very important for me! Read this careful!
"She'd make fun of you, and even in bed
Said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead" (Can you forgive her?)
Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys has written a red letter to our band West End Girls. Neil Tennant is such
a great guy, I adore him very much. When I found my band it was because I was in love with him, and I am still
quite ofently think about him. He has a sexy voice, great talent as an artist and the best face in the world.
Even such a cool guy like David Tennant, who has been acting as tenth Doctor Who, has chosen his stage name from
Neil Tennant. (David's real name is David John McDonald.)
Neil told us in his letter, the Pet Shop Boys are inviting us, the West End Girls, to come to them to England for
a year or so. They want to produce an album together with us. It's a unique project, in which we Girls won't copy
the Boys, but do something original together with them - Neil and me singing. Both band names will appear on the
cover. It will be my greatest dream come true, and we will go to the West End Boys and join them for a while.
"You're in love, and it feels like pain" (Can you forgive her?)
Too bad Neil is gay. But I will please him by offering the services of my personal slave. You will do it, whatever
he wishes and anytime when he wishes. If you love me, you must become his slut. If he asks, I might rent you out
to Neil for a longer period, or even give you to him as a gift of friendship and reverence. If you love me and
want to improve my life and help me in what is really important for me, you'll understand that this will be of
utmost importance and be happy to be used for my stronger connection to Neil.
"So I look back upon my life
Forever with a sense of shame
I've always been the one to blame
For everything I long to do
No matter when or where or who
Has one thing in common, too
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin
It's a sin
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Every place I've ever been
Everywhere I'm going to - it's a sin" (It's a sin)
You know, your life was meaningless before you were owned by me. It had no sense, no purpose, no direction, no value.
Anything you did, while not serving me, was useless and foolish. It is good you started to regret these wasted years.
I will take all your property, all fruits of your work, your body, your soul and all your time, so you will have nothing
left to pay back the crime of not caring for me in your past. How will you compensate your failure?
"To feel the smack of firm government" (King's Cross)
Yes, you will be punished whenever I feel like it. I've got the tools for it to treat you really hard. You know them.
You crave them. You will love me even more for applying them to your body. You'll exist for my pleasure regardless the
pain you may experience. If you like it or not - I expect you to jump whenever I clap my hands!
I think, this description of my offer is sufficient. If you think, you can fulfill my expectations, get up, come here to
Sweden and become my property!
Belle